Archive for October 2016

WordPress Fail

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No predictive search for posts, tags, image names, video closed captioning transcripts, or so on and so forth in the WordPress plugin catalogue (See predictive search tag entry on the Word Press platform and apply the search heuristics to the… Read more…

I’ll Just See Myself Out

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1: Knock knock. 2: Who’s there? 1: Chicken. 2: Chickin who? 1: Chicken shoe. 1. Guess what? 2. Chicken Butt. 1. Guess why? 2. Chicken thigh. 1. Guess where? 2. Chicken hair. 1. U a chicken, bro? 2. No, u?

Speckled Eggs on Toast, What a Post!

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Speckled Egg: Egg, salt, oil, pepper, thyme, marjoram, sage, fennel, honey-glazed shallot and sesame. The shallot is pressed with a rolling pin, dropped in the pan, drizzled with honey, and sprinkled with sesame. Tasted figgy. You prefer sweetb reads to… Read more…

The Art of The Videogame of War

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Professional military advice: When you are under fire by siege weapons in a video game, make an effort to move all of your own ranged units back into an attack formation upon the offending units in projectile activity, so as… Read more…

“What Was All That About The LBJ Highschool Marching Band?” -The LBJ Highschool Marching Band

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Abdullah Hamad a.k.a. Iguanabob, ready for transcribing, arranging, and compositing notes for brass jams and longer sequences. If I was in hell, literally and figuratively, could I still do it? I would try, and it would be very, very hard.

EU Fanfic > Paraphrasing

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Expanding upon a subject is always looked upon more fondly than paraphrasing a topic. The force of rational communication of thought needs to be rebalanced in favor of excess.

L33+ Ruelz

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Ban Hammer For Not Banhammering

Shadowed Mind

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For you, dear reader, so that you can know what kills us when we are at our weakest: In death, I feel as though I am changing rapidly in size, in warped relationship to the things in my environment, so… Read more…

The Cog to The Gearworks and The Grist to The Mill

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As opposed to ALL other forms of prescriptivism, government prescriptivist decrees are deterministic, so as to be tautological in ideational standing. If something can be mandated to exist, it comes from old men, not gods, but slaves of even older… Read more…

System Reboot Often Imminent

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Remember, boys and girls, ME AND EVERYONE ELSE can get as small as the smallest buckyball that can be built, which is infinitely small, given the propensity of buckyballzed universes to create smaller and smaller buckyballs. Buckyballs are like universes… Read more…

Improvised Music Addenda To Sapient Organism Samorost 3

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                      Helluva ride. The game music is very accepting of horn overlay, perhaps as an “in” to the main character listening and playing on his own horn throughout the game!… Read more…

Mass Music Machine

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You’re supposed to record the instrument into solid memory storage with a push, copy a phrase of wavetables through the device’s memory buffer to a new memory location using an electromagnetic mirror pulse of the recorded phrase onto the second… Read more…

Dear Internet Service Provider

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I can no longer block websites in my router’s firmware. It would be even more proactive to block or unblock specific chunks or panels of data on the screen, as Ad Block software so famously does. How else am I supposed to… Read more…

A Little Turbulence in The Land of The Renaissance

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We need a check for unsurvivably inserted items when regenerating universes, every time before the restocking schema bustle into place, to catch deadly items that are reintegrated into the environment by reality generators. (From the observations of my sequential perception and… Read more…

Protected: Save It Or Lose It

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Ice-Cream-Blended Fingertips, And Yet The Show Must Go On! (In Lieu of Lava Lamps)

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  Finally, a place where cusp overripe food can shine with it’s softness and sweetness. Starbucks-style graciousness to this ancient feast of dearth we call, “food.”   A seasonal recipe that you should jump on right away. Probably bad cinnamon… Read more…

“Ow, My Balls”

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Every week is shark week? Indeed every second is shark second.