First I would kick sand at your legs to get you to go away.
When you came back to bother me, I would throw mud at your chest.
If you persisted, I would fling my feces at you.
If that didn’t deter you, then I would direct a heavy rock at your head.
If you didn’t take the hint, I would throw rocks coated in feces at you and all your friends.
At our next encounter, it would be spiked rocks coated in feces aimed at you.
If you still kept coming for me, I would toss a frail, hollowed-out ball with flammable liquid in it, wrapped in burning reeds. Limited in size only to the entire earth, as needed for the extermination of your species.
Most people would agree that the nextpossible reaction would include aforementioned ball, filled with gunpowder, speeding towards you and all your friends.
I wouldn’t beg to differ.
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